• Her admiration for the actor was obvious; ?When will your life story be published?? The actor said ?Oh, not yet, my life story will be written posthumously.? She said, ?I do hope it will be soon.?
• Kevin had a long session at the pub and got home rather late. He staggered into the kitchen. His wife shouted, ?Is that you Kevin?? ?It had flaming well better be!? he replied.
• Brian is very sad. He has found out that by the time that you are financial enough to eat, drink and be merry the doctor limits you to a glass of milk.
• We all know that Johnny likes a drop of red now and then. Jenny asked why did he drink it. Johnny's reply, "What do you want me to do with it!?"
• Bill once took a young lass home to his place. He offered her Scotch and Soda and she reclined.
• Blimey, some of the pubs Mark visited were the toughest in all Australia. The drinkers fight at the drop of a hat, have muscles like knotted wire, covered in tattoos and swear like troopers. The blokes were just as wild! Fair dinkum.
• Wayne was reminiscing about his time in the army - his said, "Remember those pills that they gave us to keep our minds off the women? Well I think they are beginning to work."
• Out with Lisa one day when a blonde on the other side of the road waved and blew a kiss. Lisa demanded to know who she was. "Oh I met her recently professionally of course." Lisa, "Oh Yea, your profession or hers?"

Lion Brian Morgan ? Past District Governor 201V1 & Tail-Twister 2002 / 2003.